Sleeping and other time-consuming hobbies

I thought this was funny.

On another note, tomorrow is my birthday! I'm excited!

Tonight, since Hannah's going to be gone at her Bible quiz thing tomorrow night, we had my birthday meal tonight. Dad made pizza. (yummm) Then they surprised me with a birthday cookie and sang "Happy Birthday" to me. LOL

Tomorrow should be fun. :)

Do you ever feel like this?

This is PRETTY funny.


Funny Videos

Things that don't make sense!

I just found out that peanuts aren't nuts at all--they're "pods". Thanks, biology, for ruining everything! I mean, come on! It says "nut" right in the name! But I guess it's too late to change it. "Peapod" would be pretty confusing. I wish I could go on thinking that a peaNUT is an actual NUT but I can't. Now that my eyes have been opened, I cannot go back. *sigh*





Sometimes reality just doesn't make any sense!

What are some things that are true but don't make sense? [This is your cue to comment or e-mail me with your thoughts.]

Kutless video-- "Don't Tell Anyone!"

Thought this was kind of funny. Anyways, Kutless is coming out with a new album, which I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO excited about! So, here's Kutless at Guitar Center.

It's a Miracle!

This morning I did my Algebra 2 homework and, you know what? I LIKED doing it! It was just CRAZY. There was only one problem that I couldn't figure out! I understood it!

A MIRACLE!!!

Aren't you AMAZED?

If you know me very well, you probably know that algebra just isn't my thing--I'm more of the reading/writing type

Speaking of getting up early for class, I saw this icon [see below]. Makes me think of what I want to do to the alarm clock sometimes...LOL

Happy Ramahanukwanzmas!

I love this song! It's a song I've heard for a couple years now on Glenn Beck's talk radio show. Now, I've found that it's a video, too!

Isn't it catchy? LOL

OH MY GOSH!!!

This video is hilarious! You have GOT to watch it! It makes me laugh--ha ha ha ha!!!

Observations on Marriage from a [almost] 17 year old

I was doing biology when I came across something that I thought was interesting. I was reading about the different kinds of symbiosis and realized that they are very similar to the different kinds of marriages that are out there. Here are the 3 different kinds of symbiosis that I have edited so they apply to marriage. (I shared this with my mom and she thought it was pretty funny.)

1. Mutualism – A relationship between a man and a woman where all benefit from the association.

2. Commensalism – A relationship between a man and a woman where one benefits and the other is neither harmed nor benefited

3. Parasitism – A relationship between a man and a woman where one benefits and the other is harmed

(There is a fourth kind that they didn't mention in biology because it doesn't make much sense--but this kind of marriage does exist:)

4. ________-ism (<--can't think of a good name. any thoughts?)- a relationship between a man and a woman where neither one benefits.

Thought this was funny...

I found this on Youtube and thought this was funny.

Penn And Teller Get Hippies To Sign Water Banning Petition

Oh my gosh! This is so funny! That's amazing. Know what the petition you are signing is all about before you sign it! Wow...

YOU don't mess with my Cookie Monster!

EDIT: I just found out that the cookie monster thing isn't true--they haven't changed his name to the Veggie Monster. But they did change his song to "Cookies are a sometimes food" and he eats fruit and vegetables now. It STILL doesn't make sense! After all this time of living on cookies, not to mention that the cookie monster species is a cookie-avore, wouldn't the cookie monster die from the shock? Anyways...Thanks Mrs. Psycho!

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AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

The cookie monster from Sesame Street has been renamed "Veggie Monster"!!!!! AHHH!!! What's this world COMING to? It's awful! Just wrong, I tell you! SO wrong! [No, really, I'm serious. It's pretty sad.]

You can even look on google and find that they have petitions to save Cookie Monster from this wrong-ness!

Below is a video about this terribleness. Check it out:
[Disclaimer: I am not suggesting nor do I condone the killing of soccer moms.]

LOL I LOVED this video! You don't mess with my cookie monster!

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I had to have 2 "icons of the post" for this one.

Where's The Fence?

LOL I love this!

How Lord of the Rings SHOULD have ended. LOL

Oh my gosh, I love this video! It's so funny! You have to watch it!

Fun Ad Lib!

http://www.sundhagen.com/babbooks/adlib.cgi <--you can go there to get fun ad libs--just refresh the page to get a different one.

Things That Drive Me Crazy
I just hate it when:
Mom serves apple for dinner.
My pet tiger chews my boy.
Mom gets mad at the class for being hopeful.
My best friend Allie decides to dream with somebody else.
I get wrote for something I didn't do.
Dad makes me wear dogs to school.
My favorite TV show "CSI" gets canceled because the station has to broadcast a news conference.
People hop into my bedroom without knocking.

Party On
When invited to a party at a tree's house, you should always bring a flower. This will make you seem especially lively, and may even get you some grass. Don't talk too dreamy, and don't ever sit on the cup. Don't dance too happy, and don't sleeping anything that's in the phone. At the end of the party, be sure to going your host before saying WOW! and driving home.

HEE-HEE! LOL

Charlie the Unicorn

Charlie....This is funny in a wrong sort of way...

Enjoy!

My Jig

Nacho Libre song

This is HILARIOUS!

The "Smiley" Intervention

Hmm...I need this. I have...problems.