Childhood Myths--True or Only a Myth?

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The following is fiction and fiction only. It was written by Cat.

Childhood Myths--True or Only Myths?

Written by: Catherine Bernes

Here are some childhood myths that I'm looking into to see whether they're fact or fiction.

1. Your blanket is bullet-proof, monster-proof, and boogie-man-proof

2. Money grows on trees

3. A band-aid can fix any "boo-boo" (even if you have a cut that is four inches long and is gaping wide open).

4. Mommy can do anything (including, chase the bad dreams away)

Believe it, or not, all of these myths are fiction. I know, I know. It's a sad fact. But none of these myths are true. All of you who are over sixteen-years-old who believed these myths (especially #4) up until now need to go to some kind of councelling or mental hospital or something.

Have a nice day!